i am a weak swimmer.

Hello! I am Mary Rose. I am 23 years old. I spend my time in PA.

I have a dopey sense of humor. I want to be your friend, but I'll probably be too nervous to talk to you!

I love to watch movies, pick scabs, send mail, read books, drink tea, drink water, and roam around the forest. :D

I enjoy to cook food and also eat it.
I'm the kind of person that says hi to people in elevators.
I know a little about a lot.


I am passionate about responsible pet ownership.

I work in a pet boarding facility, it's great!


Call me out if I be a jerk, and let me know if you want me to put a tw/spoiler on anything!


PANELLING IS A THEME BY MIRANDA

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

326,677 plays

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

burdge:

Realizing You’re Into Your Best Friend 

by Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley

394,840 plays

(Source: lovelife)

ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

(Source: stilinskiswhoremouth)

meag-an:

thoselonelyeyes:

think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself

this just changed my life

Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
— 

jaythenerdkid (via escapedgoat)

"it’s a competition none of us agreed to"  I want to give the author of this quote the hardest dap ever. 

(via dynastylnoire)

But, if it weren’t for my children, I’d have thrown myself from the highest window in the Red Keep. They’re the reason I’m alive. Even Joffrey.  

(Source: jaimecerseigot)

mydrunkkitchen:

buzzfeed:

buzzfeedfood:

Toasts with the most: 21 awesome energy-boosting breakfast ideas

Dang.

BUT WHICH IS THE TOAST WITH THE MOST???

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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letswelcomethenewme:

the-fitspo-expo:

cuong205a:

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are

OMG I WANT THIS KIND OF RELATIONSHIP WITH MY FUTURE DAUGHTER

THE MATCHING PANTS!!! THAT KISS!!!

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